Rick Astley

Rick Astley is a god among men, mainly because he is the only meme that has stayed relevant. This man can kill Big Chungus and Shaggy at full power. In fact, the only one who could rival his power is Shrek, and they are friends. If he wanted to, he could anihalate us all, as well as your mom in a milisecond. He has created the Meme World's national anthem, "Never Gonna Give You Up". He can also warp time, in order to make sure you are born, since he can fuck your mom. If you are a decendant of Rick Astley, then you shall recieve his power if you are worthy. This CHAD of a man is the reason your dad didnt come back. If you some how anger him you deserve the pain he will give you. He has unrivaled speed, even faster than Sonic.

Written by Goliath and SkinnyPenis