Squidward

Squidward is a strange specimen. He has a very over sized nose just like everyone in his species. He also does not wear pants witch I guess is not really a problem since he does not have genitalia. He gets very annoyed when people make noise witch I guess scene.

His Nose
Squidward's nose is the most famous part about him. There are theories about his nose being his genitalia and that he is not wearing pants because their is nothing to hide. It is a very weird theory. A lot of fan art has Squidward and his nose making out. Actually I just made that up but fan art of that probably does exist.

What Is He?
Squidward's name would imply that he is a squid. Their was also an episode about Squidward called "Love that Squid" witch would also imply that he is a squid. But multiple times in the show he has claimed that he is and octopus. So this leaves the question, WTF IS HE?!!?!?!