Shrek

Shrek is a large green ogre who lives in a swamp. Him and a donkey rescued a princes so some short guy could be a king. Shrek married the princess and they had three children. Shrek later became a god and now rules over all of us.

Shrek (2001)
Shrek gets the girl and kills Lord F***wad.

Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek meets the girls parents and kills her grandmother.

Shrek the Third (2007)
Shrek decides not to be a king and kills and ugly guy.

Shrek Forever After (2010)
Shrek goes to a different dimension and kills a midget.

Shrek 5 (2019)
I don't know what will happen but It will be awesome.

Why Shrek Is God
Shrek became god after he became a dank meme. Most dank memes are holy but Shrek was different, he was on a new level of holiness and manged to become are lord and savior.

Shrek's 10 Comandments

 * 1) Watch all of his movies
 * 2) Pray to Shrek every night
 * 3) Eat the holy onions
 * 4) Do not disrespect his wife or children
 * 5) Get yourself some Shrek swag
 * 6) Never say "Shrek is dreck"
 * 7) Teach those around you the word of Shrek
 * 8) Do not pass of a deal on onions
 * 9) Draw some sexy Shrek fanart
 * 10) Always Believe In Shrek